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Little did I know that when I lost everything last year, I was doing research. At the time I thought it was just stupidity or bad luck or both. But now that the economy’s crashing, it turns out I’ve...
View ArticleRecession Gloat: Executives Too Incompetent to Fire Me
The past few weeks, national headlines swirled with distressing news for an American workforce already cowering in fear. As the world suffers the worst economic turmoil since the Great Depression,...
View ArticleeXiled Alert! Joe the Copywriter Laid Off For Exposing his Incompetent Bosses
Joe the Copywriter (whose identity we’re not revealing yet) was fired less than 24 hours after we posted an article with him railing on his incompetent bosses at the Yellow Pages company. He gloated...
View ArticleBanking Porn: The Blowjob Market
One of the things Wall Street does best is confuse people. They are brilliant at it, making simple things seem complex. So today we’re going to go over one of the things they’re trying to make obscure...
View ArticleGeithner Lifts Ass For Chinese Masters
Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner is in China today, doing whatever it takes–no matter how shameless and sordid– to make sure that the Chinese don’t pull out of American bonds, which are tanking in...
View ArticleAre Subprime Cities On Their Way To Becoming America’s Very Own Gulag...
It’s 5 AM in Victorville, California, and I haven’t slept in 48 hours. Outside my second-story window, the sun is rising up over the jagged mountains across the desert. In the three months I’ve lived...
View ArticlePro-growth Shills Pop Up In Victorville To Boost Business Morale
VICTORVILLE, CA—Following the general trend seen all over the country, there’s been a push around these parts to convince people that the recession will soon be a thing of the past. Local papers have...
View ArticleSpecial St. Patrick’s Day “Economic Meltdown” Report: Ireland–Portrait of a...
So it’s that time of the year again. That time of the year when you put on the stupid, oversized green hat, get outrageously drunk, approach a young man/woman/shaved-ape in a bleary haze and ramble on...
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